"I realpornaccess guess I've matured a bit now that I've got realpornaccess a realpornaccess real girl. Besides, I doubt Jeannie would sleep with me realpornaccess if I still had a half-naked poster of the She-Hulk on my wall."
My boyfriend-status was a realpornaccess comfortable topic of conversation with Daniel realpornaccess now. It hadn 't realpornaccess been for a while there. It had nearly ruined our friendship and realpornaccess we had only seen each other occasionally for four years. A few month ago, though, I'd come in realpornaccess to D-Man realpornaccess's Comic realpornaccess Emporium and we'd buried the hatchet. Now I bought all my realpornaccess manga here and Daniel and I were renewing our friendship.
We talked comics realpornaccess and sci fi for a while. Jeannie was off at another biochemistry conference so I realpornaccess had nowhere I had to access be. When I saw it was near closing time access, though, I started to say goodbye; I didn't want to keep him if he realpornaccess had places to go.
"Just watch," he said.
"Well, I might have something realpornaccess that realpornaccess could spark your imagination realpornaccess," Daniel replied realpornaccess and ducked down beneath realpornaccess the counter realpornaccess. He emerged realpornaccess with realpornaccess a big flashlight. He pointed realpornaccess it realpornaccess at a black realpornaccess poster on the wall and switched it realpornaccess on. A realpornaccess red realpornaccess spot appeared with 'TW' in bold black letters realpornaccess in the realpornaccess middle.
"The Whore Signal," she said realpornaccess in a soft realpornaccess, melodramatic voice, "The city is in realpornaccess trouble."
"Of realpornaccess course, Miss realpornaccess," said Daniel and she hurried realpornaccess into the back room.
My doubts were trumped realpornaccess when Angie emerged from the back room.
"Dude, it realpornaccess's not hardly realpornaccess even cheating. Angie's realpornaccess brain is realpornaccess asleep--she's practically just a blow-up doll when realpornaccess she's like realpornaccess this. It's realpornaccess not like it would be an affair and nobody will realpornaccess ever know. Come realpornaccess on--I realpornaccess know you realpornaccess've dreamed about this."
"I ain't taking no fucking Salami Sandwich of Doom. That's realpornaccess stupid realpornaccess."
"See, D realpornaccess-Man." said realpornaccess Angie, "Even your evil accomplice is not so evil as realpornaccess to use such a access weapon. Once he has been fucked by TurboWhore, he will forsake evil forever."
"Oh, hell. If you promise to never call me the Electric Bullet again, I'll hold the fucking stapler."
"Damn you, you Scarlet Slut." said Daniel, "So many times realpornaccess you've foiled my evil plans with your Hot Whore Holes. You took me realpornaccess up the ass in the tunnels realpornaccess beneath the city when access I tried to realpornaccess form a rat realpornaccess army. You rode my cock atop the First National Bank realpornaccess when I realpornaccess tried realpornaccess to blow its realpornaccess top off with my DestructoRay. You fucked me against the prison wall when I tried to break out the Crimson Cock and I can realpornaccess't even name the many times you have sucked me off leaving me flaccid and complacent, unable realpornaccess to do evil. But wait, TurboWhore realpornaccess; It occurs to me that realpornaccess you have never fucked me in a realpornaccess chair."
"Baseball? Ha realpornaccess. The realpornaccess mighty realpornaccess TurboWhore access once sucked off realpornaccess every member realpornaccess of realpornaccess the New York Yankees realpornaccess while the Mets took turns doing her from behind. I invented the double header. Baseball access will realpornaccess not save you. Ooooooooo."
"Never. You leave me realpornaccess no realpornaccess choice, TurboWhore, but to unleash my most horrible defense realpornaccess. I will imagine Lady Margaret Thatcher realpornaccess....NAKED."
"You leave me realpornaccess no choice, D-Man," said Angie realpornaccess reaching back to undo her top. "Behold: The Jugs of Justice!"
"Nononononononononononononono" he burbled, rubbing his face realpornaccess between her hooters.
"So, evildoer, you realpornaccess would try and destroy the city while TurboWhore was fucking your boss into submission," said Angie realpornaccess.
Any realpornaccess resistance I realpornaccess had left was gone after that. I wasn't really thinking with my head realpornaccess at that point; I realpornaccess was thinking with my realpornaccess cock and my cock was thinking life was pretty good.
"Well, maybe realpornaccess just a little bit," Daniel realpornaccess grinned.
Daniel chuckled and the tension between us passed. We had been best friends for forever and you don realpornaccess't realpornaccess give up something like that easily. Daniel had a very sick realpornaccess hobby, but really this was just the latest of many.
"Hey Angie," said Daniel, "You'll never guess who realpornaccess was just here."
"Oh, darn." exclaimed Angie, "I missed her again."
"At realpornaccess 9 realpornaccess:00 realpornaccess Tuesday evening, you will come to realpornaccess the comic shop. There might be realpornaccess something you like here. Do you understand?"
"I don't know why I keep coming here," said Angie. "You never realpornaccess have anything realpornaccess that I realpornaccess want."
And then she just walked out into the night realpornaccess. I turned back to Daniel who was chuckling to himself.
"O.K. It was fun to have the dynamic duo together again, but I guess realpornaccess I'm realpornaccess still flying solo."
"Oh realpornaccess, it doesn't realpornaccess have to be like Angie, dude," he realpornaccess insisted. "Really: no realpornaccess memory realpornaccess gaps, no secret identity, just a few post-hypnotic suggestions to realpornaccess make her more realpornaccess...playful."
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